“Okay, everybody, this is so worthy of a voice post. This is how I spend my days working, you see. I'm configuring a computer right now (well, I configured it last week but now I have to add something else to it. Apparently someone bought a computer for some people in Serbia. My job, then, was to install this Serbian speech synthesizer. Well, somehow I suspect that it didn't install as it was supposed to, and I thought that for those of you who didn't know what a drunk computer sounds like, I thought you might find this worth listening to.
Transcribed by: masterofmusings