Because I could really use something at least remotely amusing right about now I'm going to give this a try.

1: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
Caroline needs to loose some damn weight

2: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
Caroline looks like she is focusing on something and is in very deep thought

3: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
Caroline does ad for Obama - On Politics - USATODAY.com

4: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
Caroline Hates Paparazzi

5: Type in "[your name] goes" or "..has gone" in Google search:
Caroline has gone Easter egg hunting with Aoife Noonan.

6: Type in "[your name] loves" in Google search:
Caroline Loves You More

7: Type in "[your name] eats" in Google search:
Caroline eats fish!
(Not in this lifetime she doesn't!!!)

8: Type in "[your name] has" in Google search:
PRINCESS CAROLINE HAS CHILD;

9: Type in "[your name] died" in Google search:
Caroline died in Rothsay MN on 31 Aug 1883

10: Type in "[your name] won't" in Google Search:
Caroline won't be silenced

11: Type in "[your name] can't" in Google Search:
Caroline Can't Think

Okay, somehow that just wasn't as amusing as I thought it'd be ... Oh well.