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bruce has been after me for a couple of days now to create a poll. I couldn't come up with anything -- until now. This idea came to me as I was putting together some kind of a grocery list. I was reminded of how, as a kid, I always complained about how rough the toilet paper was that my parents bought. I kept asking why we didn't get the soft stuff. My parents told me that the soft stuff didn't last as long. My return argument was that the reason for that was because nobody wanted to use the rough stuff because it hurt too much so that's why it lasted longer. Now that I'm on my own and actually have to buy the stuff, I've kind of come around to a totally different way of thinking. When I first got an apartment I did buy the softest paper I could find, and it was great. Now though, I buy ... Well, I'm not going to tell you what I buy because I don't want it to influence anyone. I know this poll is probably totally weird, but every once in a while I just get the urge to do something totally wacky, so here you go. Enjoy!


Poll #1076467 Toilet Paper

What type of toilet paper do you prefer?

Soft, definitely!!!
2(15.4%)
It doesn't really matter to me, I'll use anything.
7(53.8%)
The rough stuff.
4(30.8%)

When you're buying toilet paper, what criteria do you use to decide what you're going to get?

Whatever's on sale; I'm cheap!
3(23.1%)
I have a particular brand that I like and I stick to it no matter what.
5(38.5%)
I just grab the first thing I come to. I don't really care.
1(7.7%)
I like to see which brand will give me the most sheets and rolls for my money.
4(30.8%)

Now you've gotten your perfect roll, and it's time to put it on the holder. Where should the loose end of the roll be?

In the front of the roll. It should be the law!
12(92.3%)
In the back. Any sane person knows that.
0(0.0%)
I don't really care. I just grab the roll and throw it on. It's not going to last very long anyway.
1(7.7%)

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